A new review from Nick at Nite:

Alone in the Dark

This movie should be called "Alone at Home with Nothing Better to Do" or perhaps "Alone on the Set without a Script, Talent, or Plot." This movie is what happens when someone who was a big fan of the X-Files, but has no film-making abilities, convinces a friend to give him the money to make a movie. Christian Slater, whatever happened to his career, Stephen Dorff, has he ever been in anything good, and Tara Reid, she is not too smart, star as the heroes in this science-fiction-meets-Native-American-folklore film. Apparently, Native Americans discovered evil, Alien like creatures and somehow kept them hidden from everyone using pieces of concrete. To keep them hidden they shipped the concrete, presumably by Federal Express, all over the world. Well an evil scientist guy got some of the pieces of concrete and some of the evil alien babies and implanted them in some orphans. 20 years after the implantation chaos ensues. This movie stunk and I usually like this kind of garbage. I give it an "F" and say go rent Season 3 of the X-Files to see how it should be done.