Movie review from The Movie SnobClash of the Titans
(B+). I'll begin by confessing that the 1981 original version of this movie was very important to me. I was about 13 years old and way into science fiction and fantasy, not to mention Dungeons & Dragons. I didn't see many movies back in my youth, but I think I managed to get to this one at least twice. I'm sure the special effects were terrible, and the story made a hash of Greek mythology, but Perseus's quest to find a way to save Princess Andromeda from being sacrificed to the monstrous Kraken was good enough to fire my imagination, especially since it involved the snake-haired Medusa, giant scorpions, the winged horse Pegasus, and heaven knows what else that I have since forgotten. Plus, even though the film was rated PG (or else my parents never would have let me see it), there were a couple of fleeting examples of female nudity. How that got past the MPAA, I will never understand. Maybe they loved Greek mythology as much as I did.
Anyhoo, enough reminiscing. This remake departs from the old version in many ways, but I don't think the departures bring it any closer to mythological accuracy. In this version, mankind is rebelling against the capricious Greek gods, which somehow works to the advantage of Hades (Ralph Fiennes, The Reader
) in his secret plot to overthrow Zeus (Liam Neeson, Batman Begins
). As in the original, the Greek city of Argus gets cursed to be destroyed by the Kraken unless Princess Andromeda (Alexa Davalos, The Mist
) is sacrificed to the beast, and Zeus's son Perseus (Sam Worthington, Avatar
) goes on a quest to stop the curse from coming true. A sad-faced gal named Io (Gemma Arterton, Casino Royale
), who's laboring under some curse of her own, tags along with Perseus and his merry band and offers him pointers on how to slay Medusa. The movie doesn't make any sense, but I just went along for the ride and enjoyed it just fine. I will say that I remember the original Medusa being a lot scarier than this CGI-looking version. The original one slashed her own arm open so she could poison arrows with her own blood, for crying out loud! It's fun to pick out the many other familiar faces along the way. There was reliable old Pete Postlethwaite (The Usual Suspects
), plus Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale
), Polly Walker (TV's Rome
), and even Nicholas Hoult, all grown up from his performance in About a Boy
, as one of Perseus's faithful followers. Go with low expectations, and you'll be entertained.
Oh, by the way, I heard the 3D version was terrible, so I opted for the 2D version and liked it just fine.